I got a girl in every town,
Some towns I got two
My girl in Motown’s
Got a Ronettes tattoo
She won’t ask me if I love her
And I won’t say I do
I doo-ahh-doo-ahh-doo

Miss Manhattan’s got
A view of Central Park
And she says I’ll always
Have a place in her heart
Yeah the rent’s expensive,
But I can’t afford to own
I got a girl in every town,
But I’m going home alone

My girl in Boulder’s got me
Mounted on her wall
Baltimore’s the best,
She don’t think of me at all
I got twins in DC,
But all they do is talk
And talk and talk and talk

So I got drinks with Dallas
And I woke up with Ft Worth
I’ve eloped with Vegas,
It could’ve been worse
Hell, this girl in Nashville
Tried to call me on the phone
I got a girl in every town,
But I’m going home alone
Day shift dancers in Daytona Beach
Seminary students
Who haven’t learned a thing
Hope says she’ll love me
As long as I don’t sing

These Southern girls
Inspire all the songs
From Jolene to Anna Lee
To Carol Lynn and on
But I’ve never met a Scarlett
Just Kristi’s with a K
Look away, look away, look away

Every girl in every town
Sees through my routine
Every night’s an encore
Every day I leave
All the girls in all the towns
To boys of their own
I got a girl in every town, 
And I’m coming
(Oh baby I’m coming)
I’m coming home alone